Vladimir Putin Sings

I figured I already made a "Vladimir Putin" tag a few years ago, and this was just too weird not to post. In this video, the former Russian Prime Minister takes the mic with his very own rendition of "Blueberry Hill." Dude's not exactly Fats Domino. We'll leave it at that, although TMI is happy to hear after all those years in the KGB, Putin has finally found his "threeel."

Mama Mia! Even the Kremlin Loves ABBA!

Awkward much?

According to NME, Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin supposedly flew in an ABBA tribute band by the name of (wait for it) Bjorn Again to perform a private concert at the cost of roughly $31,874.68 (American).

How badly does this guy love ABBA? He couldn't just buy the greatest hits album? This is the same scary dude who's favorite special ingredient is Polonium 210-- and he's a dancing queen? That's a lot of shiny spandex for an ex KGB guy.

Looks like his badass credibility just met its "Waterloo." Ba dum bum chh! Wouldn't want to "Take a Chance" on delivering a displeasing performance. Can you imagine? You'd be screaming "S.O.S" while the Kremlin creeps shipped you off to Siberia.

I could go on. I've got a million of 'em.

But I won't. Wouldn't want to be obnoxious and have TMI's quality come "Under Attack."

Sorry.