Awkward much?
How badly does this guy love ABBA? He couldn't just buy the greatest hits album? This is the same scary dude who's favorite special ingredient is Polonium 210-- and he's a dancing queen? That's a lot of shiny spandex for an ex KGB guy.
Looks like his badass credibility just met its "Waterloo." Ba dum bum chh! Wouldn't want to "Take a Chance" on delivering a displeasing performance. Can you imagine? You'd be screaming "S.O.S" while the Kremlin creeps shipped you off to Siberia.
I could go on. I've got a million of 'em.
But I won't. Wouldn't want to be obnoxious and have TMI's quality come "Under Attack."
Sorry.
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