In the past couple years though, I made two discoveries that I though were pretty great. The first is this jazzed up version of The Night Before Christmas called "Be Bop Santa Claus." In this story, Santa is a cool cat who drives a red Cadillac and leaves Dizzy Gilespie albums under the tree. It was originally out in 1955 by Babs Gonzalez, but the better version is more recent by one Sweet Daddy Lowe. It's the very definition of "cool." Unfortunately iTunes only has the one from '55.
The other find is perhaps not as edgy, but: Attention Children of the 90s-- you might just like this. There's an a cappella group called the Blenders (clever ain't it?) who got started around 1992 and over the years got into releasing Christmas

So, if you've had it with Burl Ives and the lot give these a try and to quote my dear Be Bop Santa, "have a crazy cool Christmas."